{"id":700,"date":"2007-11-16T08:00:57","date_gmt":"2007-11-16T15:00:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.sixsquare.com\/2007\/11\/16\/amptp-contact-info\/"},"modified":"2007-11-16T08:06:43","modified_gmt":"2007-11-16T15:06:43","slug":"amptp-contact-info","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sixsquare.com\/index.php\/amptp-contact-info\/","title":{"rendered":"AMPTP Contact Info"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img src='https:\/\/www.sixsquare.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/11\/hardyboys1.jpg' alt='Hardy Boys' \/><\/p>\n<p>My soon-to-be-laid-off friend Ryan channeled both <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_Hardy_Boys\">Franklin W. Dixon<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Nancy_Drew\">Carolyn Keene<\/a> yesterday and managed to track down a long list of numbers for various stations at the AMPTP, who kinda keep these things  close to the vest. The list reads pretty much as written, which means he can&#8217;t vouch for the spelling of any of these names (&#8220;So you&#8217;re last name is Smith? Spelled l-a-m-a-d-a-h-e-y?&#8221;) and some of the numbers clearly lead to dead ends.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Movie reference of the day<\/strong>: Remember in <a href=\"http:\/\/wc04.allmovie.com\/cg\/avg.dll?p=avg&amp;sql=1:53328\">Wargames<\/a> when Matthew Broderick&#8217;s computer dialed every number in San Jose looking for a games server and accidentally grabbed the number for the national defense system&#8217;s computer? Well, a little ways down the list is the number for <a href=\"http:\/\/defamer.com\/hollywood\/short-ends\/nick-counter-is-a-weiner-declares-greys-anatomy-star-heigl-320246.php\">Nick Counter<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Call him and ask him to please not bomb Russia.<\/p>\n<p>Sez Ryan:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>In order to be unbiased in my campaign to get our jobs back, please<br \/>\nfeel free to call and discuss your issues with the strike with any or<br \/>\nall of the following as often as possible.<\/p>\n<p>Please don&#8217;t forget that the WGA is the other responsible party.<\/p>\n<p>As ever your unemployed friend.<\/p>\n<p>LAID OFF<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>AMPTP Contact Info<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>818-382-1701-Anti-Piracy Department<br \/>\n818-382-1704-Joan Mcdome<br \/>\n818-382-1705-Mary Copeland \u00e2\u20ac\u201c Rating<br \/>\n818-382-1706-Ambiguous answering machine<br \/>\n818-382-1708-Scott Young<br \/>\n818-382-1709-Melissa, HR Department<br \/>\n818-382-1710-<strong>Nick Counter<\/strong><br \/>\n818-382-1711-Carol Lamadahey<br \/>\n818-382-1712- Paul<br \/>\n818-382-1713- Brook Howney<br \/>\n818-382-1714-Accounting<br \/>\n818-382-1719-Accounting<br \/>\n818-382-1722-MPAA<br \/>\n818-382-1724-Switchboard\/Mary<br \/>\n818-382-1725-Switchboard\/Mary<br \/>\n818-382-1726-Switchboard <em>(Guesswork\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6they hung-up on me before I could<br \/>\nsay anything)<\/em><br \/>\n818-382-1727-Angie Lee<br \/>\n818-382-1728-Geraline<br \/>\n818-382-1729-Raul<br \/>\n818-382-1730-Jaycee Ule<br \/>\n818-382-1731-Anna Gonning<br \/>\n818-382-1733-Control Room<br \/>\n818-382-1734-Jason<br \/>\n818-382-1735-Bob Frisano<br \/>\n818-382-1736-Kevin Soto<br \/>\n818-382-1739-Sue Mcdermott<br \/>\n818-382-1741-Fax Tone<br \/>\n818-382-1743-Yulia Deshevsky<br \/>\n818-382-1744-Igor-Technology<br \/>\n818-382-1745-Security<br \/>\n818-382-1746-Rodrigo-Parking<br \/>\n818-382-1747-Marilyn<br \/>\n818-382-1748-Dennis-Accounting<br \/>\n818-382-1749-Rings, No Machine<br \/>\n818-382-1751-Roger Cophaven<br \/>\n818-382-1752-Rings, No Machine<br \/>\n818-382-1753-Melissa Patack (State Government Affairs for AMPTP)<br \/>\n818-382-1754-Sarah Welsh<br \/>\n818-382-1755-Rings, No Machine<br \/>\n818-382-1757-Paul Meigner<br \/>\n818-382-1758-Thelma Cohen<br \/>\n818-382-1759-Vanessa Pelech<br \/>\n818-382-1760-Press Office<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My soon-to-be-laid-off friend Ryan channeled both Franklin W. Dixon and Carolyn Keene yesterday and managed to track down a long list of numbers for various stations at the AMPTP, who kinda keep these things close to the vest. 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