The aimlessness of the blog continues for now. Want proof? Here’s a list of actual subtitles taken from martial arts movies. Enjoy them for now. I’ll tell some amusing tales about Hollywood later. When I shake this malaise.<\/p>\n
Dunno where these come from, but they’re presumably “authentic” inasmuch as a certain translation of martial arts dialogue can be.<\/p>\n
1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.<\/p>\n
2. Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.<\/p>\n
3. Gun wounds again?<\/p>\n
4. Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.<\/p>\n
5. A normal person wouldn’t steal pituitaries.<\/p>\n
6. Damn, I’ll burn you into a BBQ chicken!<\/p>\n
7. Take my advice, or I’ll spank you without pants.<\/p>\n
8. Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?<\/p>\n
9. Quiet or I’ll blow your throat up.<\/p>\n
10. You always use violence. I should’ve ordered glutinous rice chicken.<\/p>\n
11. I’ll fire aimlessly if you don’t come out!<\/p>\n
12. You daring lousy guy.<\/p>\n
13. Beat him out of recognizable shape!<\/p>\n
14. I have been scared shitless too much lately.<\/p>\n
15. I got knife scars more than the number of your leg’s hair!<\/p>\n
16. Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.<\/p>\n
17. The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?<\/p>\n
18. How can you use my intestines as a gift?<\/p>\n
19. This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them out on the dessert flour for your aunts to eat. [sic, of course]<\/p>\n
20. Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough examination.<\/p>\n
21. Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some ass of the giant lizard person.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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