{"id":466,"date":"2006-01-04T08:50:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-04T16:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.sixsquare.com\/?p=466"},"modified":"2006-01-04T08:50:00","modified_gmt":"2006-01-04T16:50:00","slug":"dj-fetish","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sixsquare.com\/index.php\/dj-fetish\/","title":{"rendered":"DJ-Fetish"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sixsquare.com\/blog\/images\/0106\/dj.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The Lady Mo over at <a href=\"http:\/\/shebmo.blogspot.com\/2006\/01\/all-you-want-is-entertainment.html\">she b mo<\/a> posts eloquently about the ups and downs of being a DJ:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Another really annoying thing, both on radio and in venues, is when people request something totally out of whack with what you are currently playing. On the radio, I could be doing a country set and get a call for hip hop. At a dance club, someone will want the Buzzcocks. (If I never hear the Buzzcocks again, it&#8217;ll be too soon&#8230; one bar I worked at practically demanded that band hourly). I will usually try to get to a request, in a smooth fashion if it is possible, but that is often not good enough.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Reminds me of a thing. One night I&#8217;m spinning at a party. I open with an hour or so of recognizable dancey stuff. People love it. The evening deepens and alcohol minimizes the need for familiarity and now I&#8217;m settling into a Deep House groove, a place I love to be. I&#8217;m right in the middle of a transition when a girl comes up to me and grabs me and shouts something through the headphones at me. I complete the transition and push the phones down around my neck.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Say that again?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She says, &#8220;Can you please, please please play &#8216;I Will Always Love You&#8217; by Whitney Houston??&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Mother Pus Bucket.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t have it,&#8221; I say. And that&#8217;s the truth. I didn&#8217;t think it was going to be that kind of evening.<\/p>\n<p>She jumps. &#8220;I do!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Oh, crap. She&#8217;s one of the organizers. This is her house. And I just responded as if there would be nothing more perfect for the moment than Whitney Houston but that tragically, I had forgotten to bring her. And now&#8230; aw, hell. The girl&#8217;s off hurrying to find her cd&#8217;s.<\/p>\n<p>Reluctantly, I start planning the musical route. I can&#8217;t just make the jump, you see. It would shock people out of their conversations and have them wondering what part of the movie they just missed. A DJ set can be something like the game of Six Degrees Of Kevin Bacon. How do I get from <strong>Trainspotting<\/strong> to <strong>The Bodyguard<\/strong> in as few steps as possible? So I begin the slow transition from Deep House to Schmaltz Pop and imagine a day when I rule supreme, when I stand behind the decks and say, &#8220;No! You may not hear Pantera, you fool! I run these shiny machines! You will listen to The Kingston Trio and you will love it! Now dance!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ha ha ha ha ha!!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Lady Mo over at she b mo posts eloquently about the ups and downs of being a DJ: Another really annoying thing, both on radio and in venues, is when people request something totally out of whack with what you are currently playing. On the radio, I could be doing a country set and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sixsquare.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/466"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sixsquare.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sixsquare.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sixsquare.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sixsquare.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=466"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sixsquare.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/466\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sixsquare.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=466"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sixsquare.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=466"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sixsquare.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=466"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}