{"id":404,"date":"2005-08-26T09:05:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-26T17:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.sixsquare.com\/?p=404"},"modified":"2005-08-26T09:05:00","modified_gmt":"2005-08-26T17:05:00","slug":"meow-mr-president","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sixsquare.com\/index.php\/meow-mr-president\/","title":{"rendered":"Meow, Mr. President"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Did you know that not once in the history of the United States has there been a cat for President? It&#8217;s true. I do a little prowling on the Internets to confirm this. Never one of our serving presidents has ever been a cat. Not even Warren Harding.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know that it&#8217;s such a bad thing. It&#8217;s hard to imagine a cat would have the wherewithall to juggle complex matters of state. And we might see a flurry of anti-dog legislation (you know, dog parks abolished, mandatory dog-diapering, a proliferation of kennels at Guantanamo Bay.)<\/p>\n<p>But if a cat were in the White House we could probably do without a Presidential chef. We&#8217;d save a bundle that. In fact, depending on the rodent population of the building, we might not even have to spring for Science Diet.<\/p>\n<p>And when generals walk in the Oval Office with their tassels and shiny medals you&#8217;d hear things like, &#8220;Wow, Mr. President, you went straight up his leg! Very nice, Sir. Now let go of that Bronze Star.&#8221; Could be awkward.<\/p>\n<p>And at dinner with Chinese dignitaries it would not do to have the President cough up a hairball. It&#8217;s just not proper protocol.<\/p>\n<p>And there could be some uncomfortable minutes when, in the middle of tense negotiations with warring Mideast countries, the President climbs into a litterbox and scratches about for half an hour.<\/p>\n<p>Yet there seems to be no shortage of cats who&#8217;ve run for higher office:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.deater.net\/metrocat\/metrocat.html\">Metrocat<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.swapmeetdave.com\/Humor\/Cats\/MorrisPrez.htm\">Morris<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/preventionforever.com\/index1.htm\">Gramalkyn Katchamouskie<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.npr.org\/templates\/story\/story.php?storyId=4807036\">link<\/a> to an NPR item about Mr. Katchamouskie.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sixsquare.com\/blog\/images\/0805\/cat.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Did you know that not once in the history of the United States has there been a cat for President? 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