{"id":398,"date":"2005-08-14T00:11:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-14T08:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.sixsquare.com\/?p=398"},"modified":"2005-08-14T00:11:00","modified_gmt":"2005-08-14T08:11:00","slug":"amoeba-clips","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sixsquare.com\/index.php\/amoeba-clips\/","title":{"rendered":"Amoeba Clips"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Sara: “Get your damn Merrill Osmond out of my imports section.”<\/p>\n

Eric: “It’s funny that they were looking for a spelling bee soundtrack and they didn’t think of spelling it out.” (after a customer asks why they can’t find the soundtrack for 25th Annual Putman County Spelling Bee<\/em> at the beginning of the alphabet.)<\/p>\n

Dave: “I’m so bored.”<\/p>\n

And then at Groundwork after we close, I drop by to see Anya before walking home. It’s 11:11, the magic hour. No one else is in the shop. A guy walks in. Anya says, “Um, we’re closed.” The guy freezes, then retreats, pausing by the door. “But it says open till midnight.” Anya says, “We’re closed.” And he leaves.<\/p>\n

I look at her. She looks at me and says simply, “I hate, hate, hate that guy.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Sara: “Get your damn Merrill Osmond out of my imports section.” Eric: “It’s funny that they were looking for a spelling bee soundtrack and they didn’t think of spelling it out.” (after a customer asks why they can’t find the soundtrack for 25th Annual Putman County Spelling Bee at the beginning of the alphabet.) Dave: […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,17,44],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sixsquare.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/398"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sixsquare.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sixsquare.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sixsquare.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sixsquare.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=398"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sixsquare.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/398\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sixsquare.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=398"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sixsquare.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=398"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sixsquare.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=398"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}