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Since the wedding is a three-hour drive south of LA and begins in four hours I don&#8217;t have time to double check the equipment.<\/p>\n<p>I find the place, which is a good forty-five minutes of twisty road off the highway and begin setting up the equipment. I plug in the mixer, I plug in the turntables, connect the wires, connect the left speaker, connect the right sp&#8211; Uh-oh. The guy at the shop gave me the wrong adapter. With horror I realize that there&#8217;s no way I&#8217;m gonna abe able to connect that right speaker. And we&#8217;re an hour from the nearest McDonald&#8217;s, let alone the nearest Radio Shack. And it&#8217;s a dry wedding (actually only half-dry&#8211;it&#8217;s a story unto itself. I&#8217;ll tell it later,) so there&#8217;s no way for me to directly administer first aid to myself.<\/p>\n<p>Then I figure out a way to connect the left speaker to the right speaker directly. That&#8217;s a compromise, but it&#8217;ll have to do. Both speakers play music, but only the left half of the music, effectively rendering useless any Beatles or jazz I might have brought along. A few audiopiles pick up on that, gleefully, I might add, but for the most part, no one notices.<\/p>\n<p>Back at the shop the guy is embarrassed beyond words. He says that the next time I rent something he&#8217;ll give me a big fat discount. Of course, there is no next time. But a few days ago I drop by to pick up a record bag in preparation for Wednesday evening. We get to talking. he says I look familiar. I tell him I rented some equipment a year ago.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;How did it work out?&#8221; he asks.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And he remembers the incident. Again, he&#8217;s terribly embarrassed, and he says, &#8220;Wait right here.&#8221; he hurries to the back of the store and returns with a brand new record bag for me to have. On the house.<\/p>\n<p>Which is kind of funny, because I just bought one from him 27 seconds earlier.<\/p>\n<p>But he&#8217;s a nice guy, and I always say, you can&#8217;t have too many record bags.<\/p>\n<p>Um&#8230;end of story.<\/p>\n<p>Unless you still want some meerkat action:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sixsquare.com\/blog\/images\/0505\/meerkats.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m on my dinner break from work. I drive home. I eat something. I want to lie down, but instead, I&#8217;ll tell you a slightly amusing story that in no way has anything to do with meerkats. Which is too bad, because I think meerkats are funny. Over a year ago I DJ a wedding. 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