{"id":324,"date":"2005-04-17T00:09:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-17T08:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.sixsquare.com\/?p=324"},"modified":"2005-04-17T00:09:00","modified_gmt":"2005-04-17T08:09:00","slug":"back","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sixsquare.com\/index.php\/back\/","title":{"rendered":"back"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been gone a couple days. Sorry about that. I&#8217;m back now. But only sorta. I&#8217;ve spent the last couple days messing around with a new design for the site. I&#8217;ll upload the thing later tonight or tomorrow. It&#8217;s the beginning of a site-wide restructuring. I&#8217;m sick of the old design, which was really supposed to be a self-promotion tool to help me move to L.A. two years ago. I&#8217;m done with it. As I mentioned before, I&#8217;ve got the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hollywoodland.la\">hollywoodland.la<\/a> domain set aside. As soon as I can fork over the dough to my web provider I&#8217;ll be shifting this stuff over there. I&#8217;ll keep the sixsquare domain. It&#8217;ll have its uses. I&#8217;m just tired at looking at my noggin on the home page.<\/p>\n<p>Rita Hayworth is much prettier.<\/p>\n<p>The only reason I&#8217;ve had time to do all of this is because Friday morning I awake to find that during the night someone had wrapped several tight coils of barbed wire around my lower spine. I immediately get on the horn with my doctor (whom I&#8217;ve not yet had the pleasure to meet) and ask for an appointment.<\/p>\n<p>The receptionist says, &#8220;Okay, it looks like we can squeeze you in at 2:30.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Fine,&#8221; I say.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;On Tuesday.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>At that moment I&#8217;m curled over the side of the bed, toes clenched, fingers tight around the telephone, eyes riveted on the carpet. And I say, &#8220;Okay. Should I just stay in this position until then?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I have to call in sick today. I really, really hate doing that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been gone a couple days. Sorry about that. I&#8217;m back now. But only sorta. I&#8217;ve spent the last couple days messing around with a new design for the site. I&#8217;ll upload the thing later tonight or tomorrow. It&#8217;s the beginning of a site-wide restructuring. I&#8217;m sick of the old design, which was really supposed [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,44],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sixsquare.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/324"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sixsquare.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sixsquare.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sixsquare.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sixsquare.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=324"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sixsquare.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/324\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sixsquare.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=324"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sixsquare.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=324"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sixsquare.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=324"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}