{"id":313,"date":"2005-03-30T13:37:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-30T21:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.sixsquare.com\/?p=313"},"modified":"2005-03-30T13:37:00","modified_gmt":"2005-03-30T21:37:00","slug":"pornboy-update-day-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sixsquare.com\/index.php\/pornboy-update-day-3\/","title":{"rendered":"pornboy update: day 3"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I’m beginning to think I’ve overestimated the public’s need to see a baking icon festooned with porn starlet signatures<\/a>. A common mistake, to be sure. I’m sure we all know many people who’ve made the same mistake. Bidding stands at $1.25. I’d been planning to use auction proceeds to buy a house on Beachwood Canyon. I may have to scale back a bit. When this is all over I just might be able to buy a box of toothpicks.<\/p>\n

Stay tuned.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’m beginning to think I’ve overestimated the public’s need to see a baking icon festooned with porn starlet signatures. A common mistake, to be sure. I’m sure we all know many people who’ve made the same mistake. Bidding stands at $1.25. I’d been planning to use auction proceeds to buy a house on Beachwood Canyon. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26,17,19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-313","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-check-it-out","category-daily-drift","category-internet"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t