{"id":207,"date":"2004-10-06T09:23:32","date_gmt":"2004-10-06T17:23:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.sixsquare.com\/?p=207"},"modified":"2004-10-06T09:23:32","modified_gmt":"2004-10-06T17:23:32","slug":"rip-rodney","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sixsquare.com\/index.php\/rip-rodney\/","title":{"rendered":"r.i.p. rodney"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"rodney
\n“My wife’s a water sign, I’m an earth sign; together we make mud.”<\/p>\n

“I mean, she’s attached to a machine that keeps her alive \u00ef\u00bf\u00bd the refrigerator.”<\/p>\n

“The other night, she met me at the front door wearing a see-through negligee. The only trouble is she was coming home.”<\/p>\n

“I’m so ugly, when I was a kid, my father bought a new billfold, and, instead of my picture, he carried the picture of the kid who came with the wallet.”<\/p>\n

“I tell you, I don’t get no respect. When I step into an elevator, the attendant looks at me and says, ‘Basement?'”<\/p>\n

“You wanna have laughs? Do what I do. When I go through a tollbooth, I keep going. I tell the guy, ‘The car behind me is paying for two.'”<\/p>\n

“I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.”<\/p>\n

“My wife, let me tell you about my wife. She wants to have sex in the back seat of the car, but she wants me to drive.”<\/p>\n

We’ll miss ya, Rodney. As my coworker Bradley writes on a little sign last night, “Maybe in heaven we’ll get to see Meet Wally Sparks 2.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“My wife’s a water sign, I’m an earth sign; together we make mud.” “I mean, she’s attached to a machine that keeps her alive \u00ef\u00bf\u00bd the refrigerator.” “The other night, she met me at the front door wearing a see-through negligee. The only trouble is she was coming home.” “I’m so ugly, when I was […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sixsquare.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/207"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sixsquare.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sixsquare.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sixsquare.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sixsquare.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=207"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sixsquare.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/207\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sixsquare.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=207"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sixsquare.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=207"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sixsquare.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=207"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}