Strange Forest

    It’s an incredibly mellow day. I’m having a difficult time with the concentration thing. In fact, I think I’ve given up on concentrating altogether. I was working on Strange Angels, but realized that I was having difficulty seeing the forest for the trees. Or looking at the whole forest, but forgettng the trees. Or I wasn’t looking at either forest or trees and was too caught up with moss and lichen instead. in fact, don’t think I was even in the woods at all. It was more like a creative underground parking lot. And I began to daydream about writing the thing as a novel instead.

    The thing of it is, the script is so unusual and ridiculous, that I’m going through the familiar process of falling into hatred with it. It can’t possibly be good, I think. It’s just too strange, yet it’s just not unique enough. It didn’t come to life. I’m like Dr. Frankenstein after the lightning storm, only my creature lies dead on a filthy gurney, unmoving, quiet, and kinda ugly. You know, I’ve wasted my time, it’s just going to make people scratch their heads, nobody will want to read it. It’s all a process. This hatred is part of the creative thing.

    So then I think, maybe it would be better as a novel. And I start plotting to make time to work on that. The same thing happened with the delicate skin. In the end, I was happy with that one. So what we’re probably dealing with here is a case of project burnout. I’m going to retire into creative mode and think about future projects for a while…

      Things Not To Do

      On Sunday I walked from my apartment on Martel Ave, up Runyon Canyon to Mulholland Drive, all the way along that road to Laurel Canyon and then down. I’m guessing that was about five or six miles, and yes, it was far longer than I’d anticipated. I do that sort of thing all the time and end up on these epic enterprises. Anyone who knows Laurel Canyon understands how ridiculously dangerous walking it is, especially at the top where there are long, twisting segments completely devoid of anything resembling a shoulder. And the way some people hug those curves…

      Like I say, anyone who’s driven it knows how dangerous it is. I, on the other hand, have never driven it.

      Lesson learned.

      Still, it was fun.

        Rocket Report: The Prince of Makeup

        Camden Toy came in to Rocket on Sunday evening. I had already known him as a customer (he’s got kind of a memorable name) but it wasn’t until showing Mark the episode “Hush” from Season Four of Buffy that I spotted his name in the credits. He played one of the “Gentleman” in that famously cool episode. Ryan and I called him on it the next time we saw him. Graciously, he gave us a few photos. turns out he’s been a reglar in the Buffyverse for a while, most recently in the WWII episode of Angel as the very Max-Shreck-like “Prince of Lies.” Check out the amazing makeup:

        as a Gentleman (BUFFY)

        as Gnarl (BUFFY)

        as an Uber-Vamp (BUFFY)

        as The Prince of Lies (ANGEL)

          Buzznet – juliet

          This is Jules’s “photoblog” An incredibly cool idea. There’s some talent there, yes? Check it out: Buzznet – juliet

            Rocket Report – Oscar Night

            “Did you guys miss the Oscars?” asked a man at 9:30, as the first post-show customers began to trickle in to the video store.

            “No, we didn’t,” I said.

            “Oh, you guys got to watch them in here?”

            “No,” I said. He looked at me funny. I clarified, “We didn’t miss ’em.” He got it, and laughed.

            Sara and I killed time on one of the slowest Rocket nights in memory by watching Nightmare on Elm Street movies. We started with the third one (The Dream Warriors.) It’s a fan favorite, but I’ve never considered it one of my own favorites. Actually, I love it, as I love all those flicks, but I’d rank it lower than most people. The best line of the series comes from that one, however. The nun, voice low with awe and portent, breathing the words, “The bastard son of a hundred maniacs!” Yep, that’s Freddy.

            We actually kept track of the winners on the web while we worked. Sean Penn won. Cool. Errol Morris won. cool. Zellweger won. Bummer. What else won? Sofia Coppola. (Thanks, Dad!) Fran Walsh & Philippa Boyens. Cool. Anything else? Return of the King. And oh yeah, The Barbarian Invasions

            “Check this out! This is the part where Jennifer Rubin’s needle tracks start singing for their supper.”

            “And look, Freddy’s fingers turn into needles!”

            “How does he die in the second one?”

            “I can’t remember. i just remember the end, with the bus driving off through the desert, and the guy in back going, ‘I’m GAY!!'”

            “You know, in the beginning of the next movie the dog pisses fire…”

            Sara and I munch on Mike & Ike’s. Life is good.

              HTML goodness…

              I got this page back into shape again after its brief period of looking like Jo-Jo the Monkey Blog. And the archives finally work as well. Everybody’s looking good. Now to get those links into shape…

                SFX: Elliott Smith and Charlatans UK

                Just wanted to remind everyone how amazing the Either/Or album is by Mr. Smith. And I just remembered why Between 10th and 11th album by The Charlatans UK is so amazing. Simply this: Track 10 – (No One) Not Even the Rain.

                  Minutiae

                  Two things were sitting on my doorstep when I got home tonight. One was the cd player I bought from this dude on eBay. It’s an exact duplicate of my Panasonic metal disc player–a great machine usually. Well, it’s not an exact duplicate. Mine actually works. This one just gasps a little and then declares “no disc!” It’s one of those eBay situations where the item received is exactly as described, but is worthless. How was it described? “untested.” Oh well. Money down the drain. I’ll just go out to that tree in the courtyard and pick some more.

                  The other package on my doorstep was a large stack of records from yoshop.com That was a nice development. I ordered records from them a month ago. They never came. I finally wrote them wondering what’s been up. turns out they were moving offices and everything got cocked up. I chetted with someone a couple days ago who not only filled most of the order (some stuff was out of stock) but refunded me the difference for stuff that was out of stock and added a free grab bag of promos as well. Now that’s what I call service.

                  Thanks guys!

                    Rocket Report

                    It was the Sara, Will and Ryan show tonight. Business was brisk, but when you’re as cool as we are, no one really notices. We were all in a good mood, we all had energy (Sara and I came in to work with coffee) and we all had lame jokes to tell. As I said to the others at one point, “It’s like a well-written comedy show where all the jokes are bad.” In fact, I’ll let you in on a couple:

                    Ryan, when a customer asked about the latest Ron Howard flick that should have been in but wasn’t: “I’m afraid The Missing is missing.”

                    Sara, when a customer asked about a recent documentary that we didn’t have in. “It looks like the Friedmans have been captured.”

                    And me: Actually, I can’t remember my brilliant joke. But it must have been equally as bad.

                    No actor sightings that I remember, although there were a few great customer sightings. The ever-attractive Candace dropped in to return The Desk Set, which was a good sixteen days late (she had a good excuse–and I gave her a killer deal even though she actually has a boyfriend.) Stacey came in as well. i got to chat with her briefly, but it was too busy to “connect” and then there were a host of other regulars and nutcases.

                    Tomorrow, it’s just me and Sara doing the Sunday night thing. And yes, it’s Oscar night. I think that’ll make for a cool evening. I’ll stay away from the Hollywood Blvd area and just wander down to Rocket via La Brea. It’ll be the second year in a row that I’ve skipped the Oscars. And I used to watch them religiously. Maybe it’s because I’ve seen only about half of the nominated flicks. My friend Maria put it best:

                    “As for movies, too boring for words. Next Sunday is going to bring 4+ hours of little hooded dwarves and I couldn�t be less thrilled. I�m hoping Charlize treats us to a Halle Berry-style breakdown during her acceptance speech to provide some amusement.”

                    I just don’t really care anymore.

                      Manager alive and well…

                      Met with Edgar today. Turns out that Yahoo mail can get pretty clogged, so he didn’t get any of my increasingly desperate emails. It was fun catching up, although were sitting outside. I mean, that was nice, but by the time five-fifteen rolled around, hypothermia had settled in. I trotted out some of my recent project obsessions, we talked about Blood & Dust, we planned strategies for the next phase of the battle plans. After I complete the next pass on Strange Angels (which I plan to do with a pair of garden shears) it’ll be time to start fleshing out some of those other ideas for purposes of pitching to various folks. More on that later…

                        Construction Issues

                        Clearly I’m having some problems with text overflow. I’m not able to work on it today. I’m working on an overview of the various writing projects on my slate for a meeting later today. No way I can let myself be distracted by time-swallowing HTML. I’ll fix it later.

                          Exotic Mess

                          Just for the heck of it. you ever wonder about that Countach that’s passing you? What would happen if it hit a tree?
                          Wrecked Exotics

                            SFX:

                            ELBOW – Cast of Thousands

                            These guys are really cool. It’s the closest thing to Catherine Wheel I’ve heard in a long time, without really being anything like them. I always categorized CW as Pink Floyd meets Radiohead. These guys are different, but Guy Garvey sounds so much like Rob Dickinson the comparison is inevitable. Anyway, It’ll tide me over until the other guys pull a new album together.

                              Rocket Report

                              It’s raining like the devil here in Los Angeles. Made for a very slow night at the shop tonight. I worked with Sirry. She’d been watching Xanadu all day at her house, so we threw it on the screen. Afterwards, I insisted on putting on a Michael J. Fox movie (Secret of My Success) It ended at ten. “What next?” I asked her? She grinned.

                              Xanadu.

                              So we put that back in and started it over.

                              Alison Elliott dropped by to rent a movie. She also bought a used copy of The Miracle Worker (the one with Hallie Kate Eisenberg.) She asked if it was in decent shape. I assured her it was, saying, “It’s only rented, like, three times.” She laughed. “Oh well. It’s for my library.”

                              It wasn’t until after she left that I realized she was IN The Miracle Worker. Damn, I wish I’d known that before I made the implication that it never rented. How embarrassing. Most people know her from The Spitfire Grill. But she’s going to be in the TV adaptation of A Wrinkle In Time, which should be pretty damn cool. She’s a really nice woman. I’m an idiot.

                              And in a similar vein, Maya Stange dropped by. She was looking for a copy of XX/XY to rent on DVD. “Don’t you already own that one?” I chided her. She said that her boyfriend had never seen it. He was there with her. We had it on VHS, but apparently they’d just gotten a DVD player and wanted to play with it. I just love their Aussie accents.

                                Screenplay change

                                I think I’ve decided to limit exactly what can be downloaded off this website. After thinking about it a little, I decided that there’s just no need to post my scripts in their entirety. Too much work has gone into the developing of those things. So I’m gonna limit them to their first thirty pages, perhaps password-protecting the full scripts. this doesn’t really affect anyone. I just wanted to write something for the new blog…