intelligent design?

    There’s a terrific editorial in today’s New York Times that addresses the recent acceptance by a Pennsylvania school of an alternative to Darwinism. This approach, dubbed Intelligent Design, figures that human beings are far too complex to have simply evolved by chance. They must have been “designed” by someone or something (they’re careful not to use the G-Word.) This editorial picks apart that notion. We humans are complex machines (something you understand well if you attended the recent Bodyworlds exhibit at the Science Center) but as feats of engineering go, we bear some serious flaws. It’s a terrific read.

    Check it out here. If the Times wants you to register, I’ve copied it here.

    via Boing Boing.

      r.i.p. hunter

      It seems Hunter S. Thompson has committed suicide. That sucks.

      • Hollywoodland

      celebrity roundup

      Tonight I spot Trent Reznor shopping the Mezzanine at work. Others tell me he comes in to Amoeba a lot, but it’s the first time I’ve seen him. I have to check three times before I’m convinced it’s him. I kinda want to tell him that The Downward Spiral remains one of my desert island discs, but he heads downstairs. I’m glad. I don’t think I would have worked up the courage. It’s a rare case of celebrity paralysis for me.

      Funny how, like mountaineers clustering at K2’s base camp, we acclimatize to the rareified Hollywood atmosphere. I’m not one to get star-struck (Trent Reznor aside,) but I’m surprised at how blas&#233 I’ve become about running into celebrities. I used to post about sightings all the time. For those who find this interesting, here’s a roundup of a few recent sightings:

      Michelle Rodriguez: Shopping for DVD’s on the mezzanine. Cow-orker Deep admits he’s got a crush on her and mortifies himself when, after she compliments him about advice he gives her (“You know a lot about movies,”) he says, “I’m not qualified for anything else.” Meanwhile I scurry over to my Sci-Fi section to make sure we’ve got Resident Evil in stock.

      Ryan tells me he saw Christian Bale at a Starbuck’s in Burbank.

      Jerry O’Connell: On the mezzanine, shopping the foreign DVD section. Rebecca Romijn on his arm.

      Danny Strong, outside of the Arclight.

      Maryann points to someone in line at Amoeba. I peer down from through the legs of customers at the listening stations to see Mike Myers.

      Franke Potente says something to me the other day. I think it was along the lines of “excuse me” or “pardon me.” I don’t remember. She, like Trent Reznor, is someone who momentarily makes me forget my name.

      I walk out of the front doors at work a few weeks ago and find myself face to face with Beck. The only thing that occurs to me is that he looks just like he does on the cover of Mutations. He’s looking past me into the store with a look of confusion on his face. “I seem to have lost my friends,” he says to me.

      The late Ed Wood’s leading lady, Dolores Fuller shops at Amoeba regularly, as do Quentin Tarantino, James Spader, Pink and Elvis Costello.

      There are more, but I’m bored now.

      • Hollywoodland

      we hate it when…

      …our friends become successful. (Part 2.)

      Right on the heels of Mark Lawson’s stint as a battered boxer on Cold Case, another Mark friend of mine (Mark Smith) has got a book in stores. Comic stores, that is. The Amazing Joy Buzzards, an oddball tale of a rock band that fights supervillains, is now on shelves. This blows me away. He’s the guy who got it in his head that Blood & Dust would make a good comic book, an idea I always treated with some skepticism even though we hired an artist to illustrate the first issue and made vague plans for twelve more.

      Here’s what the covers look like. Hurry out and buy them.

      • Music

      the great kat

      What do you do if you’ve attended Julliard, studied the classics and driven yourself to the heights of guitar virtuosity? You become The Great Kat, of course.

      Her blood photos are pretty outrageous.

      Yesterday was Valentine’s Day. I got a paper cut under my fingernail.

        shapes and sounds

        THIS is a glimpse of why I don’t believe that there is a God. Not “god” you see, but “God” as put forth by the limited intellect of the average human. We share a sort of vision because we evolved that way, not because it’s the Truth. Imagine understanding numbers as shapes, as sounds, as motion, as does Daniel Tammet.

        Via boingboing.net

        Last year Tammet broke the European record for recalling pi, the mathematical constant, to the furthest decimal point. He found it easy, he says, because he didn’t even have to “think”. To him, pi isn’t an abstract set of digits; it’s a visual story, a film projected in front of his eyes. He learnt the number forwards and backwards and, last year, spent five hours recalling it in front of an adjudicator. He wanted to prove a point. “I memorised pi to 22,514 decimal places, and I am technically disabled. I just wanted to show people that disability needn’t get in the way.”

          palace of silver

          On January 27, 2002 I met John Sanford.

          It is a cool Sunday, overcast and gloomy. I’d read his novel, The People From Heaven back when Andrew Davis was looking for something to develop by a Santa Barbara writer. The book, an experimental novel about a black woman named America coming to a hostile New England town, still resonates for me today.

          I’m going to see him about Maggie: A Love Story, a little thing I picked up at Leon’s Bookstore in San Luis Obispo. It’s a lovely valentine to his wife Maguerite Roberts, who died in 1989. At one time, she was one of the highest paid screenwriters in Hollywood. The year she died was the year I moved to Santa Barbara. He wrote Maggie the year after her death, and when I read it I realize that their story would make a beautiful movie. Charlotte, my agent at the time, tracks him down and writes him a letter. She gets a positive response from him so I place a phone call. The conversation goes something like this:

          “Is this Mr. Sanford?”

          “Yes.”

          “My name is Will Keightley.”

          “Oh, I seem to remember hearing that name recently.” I told him where he’d heard it and he asked, “What can I do for you?”

          So I launched into a stammered summary about how I’d read The People From Heaven and just loved it and blah blah blah and then told him just why the hell I was on his phone line. “I’d love to try and turn Maggie: A Love Story into a movie.”

          So he suggested we meet at his place at 11:00 on Sunday. “I’m finished writing by then,” he said, “I’m still writing, you know.”

          “I know. You just finished a new novel.”

          He laughed. “I’m 98 years old. I still have a few weeks left. So I’m still writing.”

          Now I’m finally sitting in his living room. He’s a small man, with a shock of gray hair and incredibly sharp eyes. He admits right off the bat that he never imagined someone would want to turn their story into a movie. I tell him that I think it’s wonderfully cinematic, and the love that he shared with Maggie so profound that I thought it just begged to be a movie.

          So he shrugs and then proceeds to tell me, over the next three hours, just why he was so in love with Miss Maggie.

          He likes the idea of a movie, he admits at last, though necessary financial considerations would have to be addressed before I could work on something like that. I understand perfectly, and I tell him that some of my other projects threaten to give me a financial boost. I promise to get in touch when that happens and we part ways.

          Of course, I’m still coming around to that financial thing. I’m under the gun, in a way. He was 98 when I met him. He must be a hundred and one now. Curious about recent news about Sanford I Google him this morning. Of course, this is what I get.

          He died two years ago. I’m surprised. I knew he wasn’t a popular writer, depsite all the critical acclaim he received, but I thought I’d have heard about it in my travels. This depresses me.

          But I so want to write that story…

            phisherman’s paradise

            A little freaked out by a post on Boing Boing today. As if phishermen didn’t have enough income rolling in from duping hapless computer users, this little exploit in Mozilla, Opera, Firefox and Safari makes things even easier for them. It seems that certain websites can take advantage of the International Domain Name specification in these browsers and “spoof” well know websites, making it look as if the site is legit when it’s truly far from it. Check out this example:

            If you read the boing-boing post all the way through, you can see that there is a momentary fix, but it doesn’t really stick. However, there’s a process outlined here that seems to do the trick. This should do for now until the patch comes out.

            If it ever does.

            • Music

            SFX: gemma hayes

            Two years ago I track down Night On My Side, the debut full-length by singer/guitarist Gemma Hayes. This is during a time of serious transition, and I dig deep into the CD for a few weeks as if it were an emotional salve.

            On impulse I drop it into my player the other day and am happily blown away all over again. It would be a cinch to slot her into that massive category of post-post-Alanis female singer/songwriters were it not for her frequent plunges into My Bloody Valentine-style fuzz and distortion. I love that kind of thing, and no track exemplifies it as well as this one:

            Lucky One: stream | mp3

            Incidentally, that gorgeous photo above is the work of photographer Laurent Orseau, whose impressive body of work is on display (and on sale) at his website. Go check it out if you have a chance.

              insult

              Have you ever had this happen?

              I’m walking out to my car through the courtyard of the apartment complex. I enter the narrow hall to the locked rear door. One of my neighbors, a girl I don’t know very well, approaches the same door from the other side–the side where you have to use a key to get in. I figure I’m going to get there first, so I’ll save her the trouble of having to unlock it. But I think she knows this and doesn’t want me to have to go through the trouble because she’s got her key in the lock and she’s turning it and I’m only now just reaching the door. But in her haste, she pulls on the door instead of pushing. She fumbles. She gets the door open.

              “You’re quick,” I say with a laugh. She passes by without a word.

              And then it occurs to me that it sounded as if I just delivered a stinging sarcastic insult. Oh, man. And now I just want to go back and knock on her door and explain that I was really commenting on her action. You know, with the key. I wasn’t–I didn’t mean she’s stupid–I mean, you know, for pulling on the door when she should have…

              Oh, never mind.

              • Music

              Mu-ziq

              The CD purge continues

              Jerry passed the torch. Here’s the stuff.

              Music Questionnaire:

              1. What is the total amount of music files on your computer?

              41.7 GB at the moment. This is not only everything I’ve checked out from Amoeba since I started in June, but it’s also the accumulated tunage I’ve ripped from the CD’s I’m hoping to get rid of. According to the software I got with my Rio Carbon, that includes music from more than five hundred albums and 5800 tracks. I rip CD’s at 224kps using CDEX.

              Oh, and if I count iTunes, we can add another 4G. I’ve had to re-acquire some of the cool music I’ve purchased through iTunes because I can’t bear the high compression artifacts in their “m4p” format.

              2. The CD you last bought is:

              I’ve purchased a cd single of Fine Day by Kristy Kawkshaw (RealAudio | mp3) through ebay, just so I could get my hands on that James Holden remix. (Remember him?)

              3. What is the song you last listened to before reading this message?

              Freddie’s Dead by Curtis Mayfield, from the deluxe Anniversary edition of the Superfly soundtrack.

              4. Write down 5 songs you often listen to or that mean a lot to you:

              Off the top of my head…

              Silverfuck by The Smashing Pumpkins. An epic scorcher.

              Neverland by Marillion. It’s a perfect close to their fine new album.

              Starship Trooper by Yes. I’ve been on yet another Yes kick lately and have been systematically digging through my various DVD’s in search of live versions. My favorite live track by any band ever.

              Napoleon by Ani DiFranco, because we recently had a conversation about her in the break room at Amoeba and I declared it to be my favorite DiFranco tune.

              Trouble Sleeping by The Perishers, because I’ve got to get my enjoyment out of them now before they get as popular as Snow Patrol.

              5. Who are you going to pass this stick to? (3 persons) and why?

              Probably no one, but if I do, I’ll let y’all know.

              • black dahlia

              the delicate skin

              Seventeen months ago, a pair of cool producers optioned the delicate skin. There was a fair amount of sernedipity involved. I had just posted it over at Triggerstreet.com when one of those producers happened to stumble upon it. Hers was the script’s very first review, and it glowed. This amazed me at the time, because I viewed it as a difficult and dark script, challenging to read and difficult to stomach. But they loved it and they plopped down the cash for the eighteen month option.

              The way has been difficult (I wrote about one of the problems here,) and now that the time’s up, they’ve chosen not to renew the option. They haven’t given up, I don’t think. But they just can’t afford to renew again, since the contract my old agent worked out stipulated a second option twice that of the first.

              My manager’s suggesting we give them another six months. Frankly, that’s fine with me. I’ve got plenty of other things to work on, including a new draft of Strange Angels, which is kicking and screaming for attention again.

              NOTE: Reading over this post, I realize that the way I’ve written it implies that the two figures in the picture above are the producers who optioned the script.

              Heh.

              The picture is, in fact, Elizabeth Short and an unidentified male friend.

              • space invaders

              counterinvasion

              Okay, so yeah, it’s almost been a week since I’ve posted anything interesting. I’ve been preoccupied. During long stretches of inactivity on this blog you can almost always find me over at my other site, counterinvasion.com. For about a year now, my friend Sara and I have been obsessed with tracking down art by the enigmatic French artist, Space Invader. We have so much fun doing it that I’ve created a site to chronicle our hunt. Through a series of odd coincidences, the site has managed to attract the artist’s attention, so he’s spotlighted us on the front page of his site. The resultant flood of international traffic has me scrambling to upgrade the site and bring it up to date. And there’s still plenty of work to do. If you’re curious, go check it out. it’s a work in progress, but I’m having fun.

              Incidentally, the photo above is not mine. I didn’t take it. Counterinvasion visitor Claudio Rasquela took that in London. I’m using it without his permission, but I don’t think he would mind. Credit where credit’s due, right?

              • Hollywoodland

              three things:

              i. I’m aware that Safari users are having difficulty with the collapsing menus on the right side of this blog. Clicking on the “links” heading gets you the whole shebang, throwing down a bunch of hypertext and thumbnails in a way that renders useless all of my careful page design. It’s a problem with the div tags. I’ll get around to fixing it eventually.

              ii. I get an email today that reads: I saw get mail at will(at)sixsquare.com on my computer and clicked it to see what would happen and I got this. Sorry. Attached is an email addressed to me that is also in my IN BOX. This worries me. What is this link doing on his computer and how did it get there and how is it able to retrieve my email?

              iii. I miss Mark’s episode of Cold Case on Sunday. He insists it’s at nine, and since I work until eight I don’t bother arranging to leave early. But when I get off I find out that it started at eight, directly opposite the Golden Globes. I end up unable to watch either and instead sprawl on the carpet in my living room with my spiral notebook and a new pen.

              • Hollywoodland

              demon in the machine

              In Washington, a president is sworn in to another term while his daughter professes her allegiance to the Dark Lord. Meanwhile, today is a strange, smoky day in Los Angeles. On La Brea towers pluck cars from the stretch of curb below Santa Monica. And an aggravated man grabs copies of LA Weekly and hurls them into the intersection, creating a blizzard of newsprint across the asphalt. Security guards from the shopping center watch and laugh.

              Last week, a similarly off-balance man walks up to me and Deep as we stand and talk in front of Groundwork on Cahuenga. He aims his hands at Deep like a Magnum and tries blowing him away. His skin flakes horribly and he sways a little as he draws his bead on us. He shambles off then, but Deep sees him a couple days later. The man walks past an innocent bystander and stops and hits him in the face. For no reason. Guess he was out of bullets.

              Sometimes I think of this place as a weird, complex machine with innumerable working parts, whose boundaries always shift, whose thirst drains the soul and whose every nook, crevice and rift are home to a howling mad ghost.