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digweed denies

If moods could be described in terms of the animal kingdom, mine could be described typically as a marsh wren, or perhaps a tree squirrel who’s just discovered a forgotten cache of nuts. Sometimes, I’d liken it to a tufted titmouse.

Today my mood is more like a rampaging bull elephant on whose back rides a pissed-off baboon whose had just about enough of this traffic. I don’t think I can explain why. And if someone were to wheedle an explanation out of me I’ve no doubt they’d kick themselves later for not minding his own business.

I’ll tell you what isn’t responsible for my mood: John Digweed had to cancel his in-store appearance tomorrow. That does cheese me off a little, because Diggers is a fave of mine. Apparently he’s sick and couldn’t catch an early enough flight to make the date. I’m assuming he’s still spinning at the Mayan on Wednesday, but I should find out before scooting down there after work.

A lot of other people are gonna be cheesed off as well, but I don’t think it’ll be too bad. There’s only room enough for one rampaging elephant in my day. By tomorrow, I’m hoping the timouse will be back.

And a titmouse is actually a bird, by the way.

  • Hollywoodland

american spirit

I’m on the corner of Cahuenga and Sunset headed for Groundwork for some coffee and a few minutes in a chair. Supervisor MELISSA has followed me. She’s on her way to get cigarettes and coffee. I like Melissa, so I say I’ll see her at the coffee counter.

She joins me later as I’m getting my joe and my healthy muffin. She has a new pack of cigarettes.

“Is that your brand?” I ask.

“Yeah. You ever try one?”

“No.”

She says, “It’s a twenty-minute cigarette. They last a while.”

I look at her and realize that she’s offering me one. I don’t smoke but I take it, and in that moment, I want to marry her.

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the dangers of blogging

When one starts a blog, one has to decide whether it is to be public or anonymous. I chose public, because I wanted to use it to keep people informed of my weekly happenings. Anonymous blogs allow the writer a great deal of freedom to rant and rave about personal issues in ways I can’t (or won’t) here. There’s always the danger, however, that the rants will slip out and the target of those rants, even if they’re not even remotely part of your audience, will come across them.

We’re coming up on the first anniversary of that stupid work conflict from last year. Long-time readers will remember the story. I was accused of stealing from a business that had so many financial leeches clinging to its skin that it’s a wonder it still hasn’t shriveled up and died. Not only was the accusation absurd, the weird way in which it was made inspired me to rant in these very pages about my thick-headed accusers and the ways in which they played off of each other and off of me. Here are the main three links:

Rocket Rage – where I first lay it all out.

Rocket Developments – Where I talk about the difficulty using a microcassette recorder.

Aftermath – wherein I mention a need to watch M*A*S*H.

A couple months ago I notice that someone has found my site in a search for “Rocket Video” plus the name of the bonehead who made the accusation. I knew what that meant. Deciding it’s probably prudent to keep his name off the posts, I edit them and change all instances of his name into the word “Bonehead,” which is far more pleasing to me anyway, because it kinda fits. The other owner, for whom I did tons of web work and under whose absent-mindedness I suffered great financial strain I’ve always referred to as “Boss.” He’s a nice guy. He’s always meant well, but I couldn’t take the unpredictabilty of his payment schedule, and there were times when I would rant about that as well.

I haven’t heard from Boss in months. Not since I stopped working for him. Last week I find out that the reason is because Bonehead found this site and all of the blistering commentary herein. I learn that he was pleased to have been referred to as an ass. “I must be doing something right,” is what he is reported to have said, which is EXACTLY the sort of thing a true ass says of himself when called on it. He even learns of Boss’s “disloyalty” after reading this passage, which refers to the agreement I refused to sign permitting a private investigator to poke around my (rather ho-hum) history:

Even though I told them I would take twenty-four hours to decide on whether I would sign the release or not, I knew I wouldn’t. And interestingly, later on that night, Boss called me to tell me that he didn’t think it was a good idea either.

My only reaction to all of this is merely a shrug. It’s all true. None of this is slanderous. I didn’t make any of it up. I suppose I feel a little bad that Boss had to read some of it. He’s a good guy at heart, but I suffered a lot under his employ. He can take it.

  • Music

SFX: lightning bolt | midnight movies

I promised a couple of tunes the other day and I got kinda woozy again, so I ended up not posting them. Here they are. I’m posting two of them because they’re so far apart stylistically that it only makes sense they appear together.

Lightning Bolt is not so much music as it is a sonic onslaught. The singer/drummer growls and spits out his lyrics through a microphone he keeps in his mouth. The tune is short. Listen to it a couple times and see if it grows on you the way it did me.

Lightning Bolt – 13 Monsters: RealAudio | mp3

If not, you’ve always got Midnight Movies. This album has been out for a while. I only got around to listening to it recently. If you like this dreamy track, there are more like it on the album.

Midnight Movies – Tide And Sun: RealAudio | mp3

Alright, that’s enough for now. I’m going to bed.

  • Hollywoodland

got music? (update)

Just wanted to add a little bit to the earlier post about applying at Amoeba. Someone told me today that we get at least a hundred applications a week.

I just want to know where they stack them all.

P.S. Starting to feel better. I’ll get back to writing tomorrow. Got a couple tunes I wanna share.

    it’s quiet around here

    That’s because I’m sick. Regular program rusumes soon.

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    got music?

    So what does it take to get a job at Amoeba, you ask?

    Amoeba employs over two hundred people. At any one time there are as many as one hundred people on the clock. So it would seem that getting a job there would be easy. But that depends. So what’s required to get a job there?

    Rhythm is pretty much all you need. Rhythm. Perhaps a little soul. Oh, also a slightly skewed outlook on life. It also helps to have strong opinions, especially if those opinions are flexible, but not if they happen to favor war in Iraq. Amoeba doesn’t discriminate, but who are we kidding? You want to work at an indie record store. You probably didn’t vote for Bush.

    If you want to work to work the main floor you have to be able to tell Dr. Dre from Dr. Hook. If you want to work on the mezzanine you have to know the difference between Martin Scorcese and Martin Short. If you’re the social type, cashiering might be good, as long as you can tell your presidents apart. You a vampire? Try working in the warehouse. As far as I know we’ve got no vampires in there now, but neither do we have windows, so you should be alright.

    Patience also helps. Patience or some really good connections. Sara, who was hired within a few days of turning in her resume, trained with two other people, both of whom had been on a waiting list for months. But she knew three of us on the inside. The others didn’t. I knew a couple people as well when I applied (the same ones, actually) so my induction was pretty quick. But having managed video stores for more than a decade I also came with a bucketload of experience.

    That said, not everyone who applies gets hired. I suspect the ratio of hired to hopefuls is rather skewed towards the latter. But if you really want to get a job there type up a resume. Hand it over. Then wait. After all, people play the lottery all the time.

      arclight

      My friend Steve just got a job here. But that’s not why I took this photo. I just like the light.

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      blogspeech

      Blogging comes naturally for some. The simplicity of point, click, read, obsess appeals to more and more people every day. It’s a nifty community with endless possibilities. But have you ever tried to talk about the habit in conversation? Unless you’re with another obsessive blog-surfer there’s just no way to do it with grace and dignity. As if the word “blog” isn’t weird enough. Conversations like this are probably common:

      “So I was featured in laist the other day, and–”

      “What?”

      “It’s a website. A blog. Like, you know, memepool…”

      “Ellayst? Mean-pole? What?”

      Funkyjenn gave me props the other day, too, which was kewl.”

      “Funky–”

      “Oh, and I read this excellent article about the erosion of support for Roe v. Wade and the implications for women today.”

      “Really? Where’d you find that?”

      “Um, Boing Boing.”

      “I gotta go.”

        the art of the query

        I worked a short time as a script reader. I only read about a hundred scripts, but no more than a handful of them were written with a modicum of confidence, style and ability. The rest were various shades of horrible. A script reader is the second of many hurdles separating a screenplay from production. To leap the first hurdle, a writer must write a query letter, which distills his or her project into a page of vivid prose so persuasive that the reader cannot help but request a copy of the script.

        Sounds simpler than it is, as my new favorite blog demonstrates. This is literary gold.

          the faces of meth

          I’ve been meaning to post this for a while. Oregon deputy Bret King has begun a project he calls the Faces Of Meth. He’s juxtaposed before and after photos of some of the more intense meth-addict cases to come through the Multnomah County Detention Center. Take a look at them here. When the horror subsides a bit, go here to check out a fascinating article from the Oregonian about King’s project that explores the stories of some of the people in the photographs.

          Kempre talks about the day he was tweaking on meth and thought bugs were burrowing into his skin. He kept scratching at them. Covered in blood, he went to his parents’ house for help.

          He gave them tweezers and a magnifying glass, but his parents told him they couldn’t see anything.

          “My dad broke down in the front yard,” Kempre says in the video. “He knew what was going on.”

          He had never seen his dad cry before. The sight, he said, made him “snap out of it” for a few seconds. He told his father he was sorry. He then grabbed for one of the imaginary insects. “But wait,” Kempre said he told his father, “there’s one right here.”

          So many stories.

          • Hollywoodland

          INSERT: PHOTO

          One of the studios hires the Goodyear Blimp to congratulate its nominees while a plane tugs an Entertainment Tonight banner around the Kodak theater.

          • Cinema

          oscar yawn

          It’s Oscar time again and I couldn’t care less. I suppose I’d be a little more engaged if I’d seen even a quarter of the movies that are nominated. I used to love the Oscars. I would make a big deal about guessing who should win, who would win and where I was going to watch it unfold. But in the past four years the telecasts got more terdious. The ads got icky, the presentations got too formal. Too awkward. And in the end I would feel like none of the winners actually represented what I was enjoying in the movie theaters.

          Today I’m no less enamoured of Movies than I ever was, though I see nowhere near the quantity I used to. There was a time when I would see about 180 films a year. Now it’s more like half of one film and a couple of TV shows, and someone tricked me into seeing Resident Evil 2 recently, which I hated, because, “why didn’t anyone make MY movie?”

          I still love ’em, even though I don’t watch ’em. I just don’t need to watch the people who make them slap each other on the back for four glitzy hours. I’d rather do what I did last year.

            btk

            Bind. Torture. Kill. BTK. This guy’s been dormant for so long that most people had forgotten about him. But thirty years after claiming his first victim, Dennis Rader is behind bars. Turns out he’s a family man. He’d always been organized, meticulous and patient. But most of all he was, as the cliche goes, just this “ordinary guy.” I guess that’s how he eluded capture for so long.

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            like a cow pissin’ on a flat rock

            I sit down at Groundwork on Sunset and Cahuenga as I often do in the hour or so before work. I’d just hurried through a fierce rain squall to get there, but now that I’m pulling out my notebook, sun streams across my table. That’s the way the weather’s been lately here in L.A. Even as I mull over this the sun fades. So I snap this picture.

            I figure I’ll keep the camera out, because if recent patterns hold, it’ll be torrential in a few minutes. Sure enough, the clouds roll in. The sky gets dark. One of the cool cats who work at the coffee house ventures out into the gray light.

            And then the raindrops begin to fall. Within three minutes, the rain is coming down at an angle very close to sideways. Men and women hustle past, either unaware or beyond caring that their umbrellas are inside out. One man carries a patio umbrella. I’m worried he’s going to Mary Poppins down the street. The girl who had just left stumbles back in, drenched. Hail strikes the window. I snap this picture.

            I just wish I’d focused past the drops of water on the glass…