• Music

Coachella Schedule

That surge in Internet use across Southern California today may have something to do with the release (finally) of the Coachella Schedule. As expected, we’re going to have to make some tough choices (Digable Planets or Yeah Yeah Yeahs? Bloc Party or Sleater Kinney or Paul Oakenfold? Kanye West or My Morning Jacket?)

On an amusing side note, I learn about the surprise late addition (registration?) of Kanye West to the lineup yesterday when someone calls the mezzanine and asks for some movies. “Yeah, I’m calling from Coachella,” the caller says, “Gotta get some movies for Kanye. Keep the man happy.” The movies he asks for? Amadeus. The Gospel At Colonus. And Jade.

Coachella

Coachella

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Hollywood & Vine

At the risk of taxing your bandwidth, I’m gonna post another thousand words today. I still feel like one of the backpackers in Hostel after spending some time in that abandoned hospital, but I’m at work and drinking coffee, so I’m suffering from the illusion that I’m on the mend.

Here’s a photo I snapped on my lunch break last week. The gentrification of Hollywood does make for some interesting lines and perspectives (click “more” to see the photo): Read More »

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Mezzanine Mayhem

What’s happening on the Mezzanine?

Amoeba Mezzanine

Amoeba Mezzanine

Amoeba Mezzanine

Amoeba Mezzanine

Amoeba Mezzanine

Amoeba Mezzanine

The Amoeba Music Mezzanine is getting a makeover. So print this up and study it. Things are changing.

They’ll be at it till four this morning. I’m safely home. Ready for bed.

Goodnight.

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SFX: Devendra Banhart

In preparation for a weekend in the sun at Coachella I’ve picked up a couple shifts this week. That’s seven nine-hour shifts in a row. Add that to the usual three shifts at the photo lab and that leaves me with very little time to write. Then today I wake up with a nasty sore throat. I plunk down a little cash for the richest schoolteacher in the world and it helps, but it’s not enough to keep me up and about. I crash land at home for the day and try to sleep it off. So I feel like hell. I just finished watching Hostel. And I just started Cell. I need something wholesome and good. I need something beautiful.

Oh wait. I finally have a copy of Cripple Crow. Check it out:

Devendra Banhart: Hey Mama Wolf (224kps mp3)

D. Banhart

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Maria Taylor Returns

Maria Taylor

Ryan’s really good at recognizing faces. One night we’re working at Rocket Video when an actor who was in the “Hyena” episode of Buffy The Vampire Slayer walks in. Immediately, Ryan calls him out and tells him that he’s a fan of his work. I don’t know that Ryan actually knows any of his other work, but for Ryan, Buffy is enough. Ryan’s terrible with names, but he’s a wizard with faces.

So when we’re standing in the crowd at The Echo watching Maria Taylor slink through an excellent set, I shouldn’t be surprised when he says to me, “Hey, isn’t that Conor Oberst over there?” He should know. He’s a huge fan of Bright Eyes and he considers Oberst one of the finest songwriters today. And the night before we were just watching his performace and interview on the Coachella DVD. I tell Ryan that it looks like Conor, but I just don’t know for sure. If I’d been wearing my thinking cap instead of little, black knit cap it might have occurred to me that Maria Taylor records on Oberst’s Saddle Creek label and that he sings on her signature tune, “Song Beneath The Song.” So, of course it’d be him. And when she kicks into that same tune, he jumps up on stage and jams with them, eradicating any doubt. Ryan is starstruck.

It’s a great set, Maria’s set. It’s far louder and fuller and more completely cool than the last time I saw her with Lauren at the Troubador. It’s a great clutch of tunes from her single album and a scattering of new tunes that she’s written since then. “Xanax” still kicks ass and the final tune (the aforementioned “Song Beneath The Song” brings down the house.)

As it were.

Conor Oberst and Kate Taylor

After the set, most of the crowd clears out (including Ryan.) Maryann, her roommate, Amanda, and her friend and I stay behind to watch the last act, Norfolk & Western, and now that the crush has eased, I notice that Taylor and Oberst are hanging out on the floor, chatting and enjoying the show. It’s now my turn to be starstruck, but in spite of that, I walk up to them.

“Sorry to interrupt,” I interrupt, “but I just want to tell you that I love your work. You put on an excellent show. And I think thblat flyou dsnoprt fladsky gleeb…” I might as well have said, “I’m just gonna babble incoherently for a few minutes and later you can sort through it and keep what you want. That cool?” She’s gracious and kind and everything you’d want but not actually expect. Oberst is next to her acting like he’s worried I’m about to shove a demo cd into his hand. Then I lie about having to get back to my friends and that they’re probably about to call Search & Rescue by now and then I go back to the bar where Maryann and the others are hanging out.

By now, Amanda’s boyfriend has joined us. Amanda’s boyfriend is Scott Weiland. Yes, Scott Weiland of Stone Temple Pilots. He smells interesting, like leather and tonic. We shake hands and this is what’s going through my head: “I just met Maria Taylor.”

Didn’t I tell you? I’m not one to get starstruck.
Maria Taylor

Norfolk & Western wraps up its set – a cool set of songs that has one member alternately playing instruments as diverse as an accordion, a banjo, a wood saw and, yes, a theremin. It’s time to go. I say goodbye to Maryann and Amanda and Scott and then head for the door. and then there’s Maria again, talking to someone else, so I stop and say, “Sorry to interrupt…”

The second convsersation goes much better than the first one.

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Maria Taylor

It’s late. I just got in from seeing Maria Taylor and Parson Redheads and Norfolk & Western at The Echo. Much to tell about the night, but no energy to tell it at the moment. Maybe I’ll have a few spare minutes tomorrow. An interesting night, to be sure.

Maria Taylor

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Michael Keefe’s February Reviews

What? Already??

Yeah, so I’m a little behind. But Michael Keefe’s latest slice of crackling, critical ruminations through the latest in the music scene is now available for your pleasure. This week he takes a good look at the new Belle & Sebastian album, so check it out. And expect to see the reviews of March hot on the heels of this batch.
Belle & Sebastian

  • Music

Coachella 2006

Coachella DVD

Last year my friend Llyr says she has two tickets for Saturday at Coachella and do I want to go? I say sure. I’ll check it out. I hadn’t been and I figured, what the heck. It’s a new experience. Even up to the last minute I wasn’t all that excited. Chaos. Heat. Dust. Desert. But hell, maybe I could check out Bauhaus. And Wilco’s gonna be there. I end up having so much fun that the second tickets go on sale for this year’s extravaganza, I promptly buy one for the whole weekend.

Now I’ve got Dayle and my brother trekking down for the weekend. And I managed to get Maria and her friend Jen involved. Excitement is building (I just noticed that Rob Dickinson’s been added.) And only adding to the bonfire is the arrival today of the new Coachella DVD. I swipe a copy yesterday. I’m officially stoked (yes, officially–a portly man in a purple suit popped round this morning and rubber stamped my forehead.)

My wishlist for Saturday: Sigur Ros, Common, Ladytron, Tosca, Cat Power, Devendra Banhart, Imogen Heap, Lady Sovereign, The Police, Lyrics Born, Hybrid, The Like and Rob Dickinson.

My wishlist for Sunday: Gabriel & Dresden, Michael Mayer, Jazzanova, Dungen, Mylo, Digable Planets, Mogwai, Paul Oakenfold, Talking Heads, Bloc Party, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs and, of course, Massive Attack.

Just kidding about The Police and Talking Heads. I’m just testing you.

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SFX: The Concretes – In Colour

The Concretes - In Colour

I’ve blogged about these guys before. They’ve got a new album out. It’s a positively dreamy set of songs that’s gonna set the tone for my Springtime, I think. Check ’em out.

The Concretes – As Four (224 kps mp3)

album review at allmusic.com

NOTE: To protect my bandwidth, I’ll yank this tune from my server after a week, so download it now. Then go buy the album.

    Runyon Redux

    I was gonna post about my missing manager tonight. I was gonna post about the famous Footprints Proverb (one of my faves.) I was gonna post about cooking rainbow chard with garlic slivers. But instead I’m gonna watch The Dave Chappelle Show, work on the new script and deal with the soreness of the filling I got today.

    In the meantime, here’s what Runyon Canyon looked like this evening:

    Runyon Canyon at Sunset

      Regrets

      Speaking of dating…

      regret

      I regret never calling back Tasha R. Why did I do that? She was smart, she was cute, she was funny. And I still have her list of book recommendations on my bulletin board (The Sun Also Rises, Orlando, Disgrace, The Bluest Eye, Kaffir Boy…) We had a fun date, even though our game of darts was interminable (we were playing it wrong) and then we parted and said we’d get back together. We never did. I blame myself (see above illustration.) At the time I was a bit overwhelmed by a new job (Amoeba) and a sudden plunge into debt by a bad boss (well -chronicled elsewhere.) And I let it go. Very dumb.

      I regret never calling Tara P. back. She was super sweet and smart. She was (probably still is) a school teacher. Teachers are brave as a rule. Teachers in Los Angeles are superheroes. We met for coffee once. We met for drinks later. Jones is such a loud bar we had to shout our conversation. But again, I was pressed for time. I was working the two (three) jobs and I didn’t think it was fair to leave just one night a week available for relationshipping. So I just let it slide again. Lame.

      I regret letting Joy go. But then that wasn’t really my choice, was it. I suppose I had something resembling that choice several years ago, but who knew?

      I regret not living in San Francisco. Lauren’s about the best reason I can think of for wanting to live anywhere. But then that’s not choice. That’s just fate and coincidence and other large, blobby things over which I have no control. So I can’t really regret that either.

      I don’t, however, regret never calling Annie Wilkes back. That whole thing with the sledgehammer was just too weird.

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      No More Dating

      Speaking of venting, maybe I’ll post this for you. My friend Dayle is tired, tired, tired of dating. Last night she goes on what she claims is her last date (for now, I imagine.) The date was nondescript, but as it turns out, it’s the proverbial straw on her Dromedary. She writes him a response to his generally upbeat follow-up email. It’s a vent of black-belt proportions:

      Hi Sam,

      Normally, I would just reply with a polite, “thanks, it was nice meeting you but I didn’t really feel a connection.” Which would be a true and honest response. However, since as I previously stated, you’ve caught me during a period of “dating frustration”, I’m gonna give you a little feedback that you may or may not find helpful. (lucky you, right?)

      You had warned me that when you’re nervous, you tend to talk a lot in order to avoid “awkward silences.” And while I understand this, there was never an awkward silence, because I don’t think you ever stopped talking. This fact, in and of itself, wouldn’t necessarily be a terrible thing but at some point, I was hoping that you would’ve taken a moment to express an interest in learning something about me. It’s true, that no one wants to be interviewed during a date, where someone asks you one question after another. But do you realize that you never asked one single question about me?

      Point and case:

      Here are some things I learned about you last night:

      • The names of all four of your childhood dogs and how each one met their untimely demise.
      • How many brothers and sisters you have
      • You’re “pro open source book” (Nevermind that I have no idea what a source book is)
      • What your parents do for a living
      • The type of company you work for and what they do.
      • And a fairly detailed description of your stock portfolio.

      And it’s not that I don’t think you should share this information (well, I could’ve done without the open source book monologue) but I challenge you to think of even one thing that you learned about me last night.

      I think perhaps you should change your profile headline from “Looking for a good conversationalist” to “Looking for a good listener.” And listening is what I do for a living, not what I want to do on a date. Part of being a good conversationalist entails expressing an interest in learning something from the other party involved.

      And on a more superficial note, (just because I’m on a roll) while I did appreciate the fact that you dressed nicely for the date, it’s not advisable to point out to your date that you’re dressed “better” than she is. And while I’m at it, you might want to rethink the black trenchcoat, it’s a little to “Columbine” if you know what I mean.

      Again, it might just be bad luck that you got to meet me during a time when I probably just need to take a break from dating, but you did. And as I said, maybe some of this will be helpful in your future dating endeavors. At the very least it was helpful for me to vent. And now maybe you’ve learned something about me afterall.

      Best of Luck,

      Dayle

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      No More Buzznet

      buzznet

      I’m through with Buzz. I joined a couple years ago, met some cool people, hung out with some of them, posted a ton of pics, had some fun. But I’m sick of the down time, I’m tired of the way my blog hangs while it searches for the Buzznet servers. I’m tired of wondering what happened to all my old photos. I’m over it. Flickr is more versatile and more practical and has never EVER balked on me. I like Marc Brown. He’s a nice guy. And there are some super cool folks on the Buzz. But the site itself has got me fuming here on my blog when I’m supposed to be working.

      Whew.

      There. I just had to vent a little.

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      Back To Normal

      This has been a hell of a week. I haven’t posted since I got back to Hollywoodland. This is because I work 56 hours in a five day period. Five days at Amoeba. Three days at Argentum. Things are pretty normal now. Here are some pictures to prove it (since I don’t have the energy to write 4000 words.

      First up: A customer asks Kirk in broken English for a movie. Kirk can’t quite get a grasp on the title he’s asking for. The man repeats himself several times to no avail, until Kirk asks him to write it down. . .

      And still, it doesn’t make any sense. Give it a try. What is this man looking for? (ignore the “50-foot Anniverary of Doo-Woop.”)

      Sprite Hair

      Give up? Click here. Reminds of the days working as a Supervisor at Paseo Nuevo Cinemas in Santa Barbara (“One adult and one senior for The Legendary Ross?”)

      Here’s something that I find intriguing. It’s on the wall in the closet behind the Mezzanine Info Counter. I’d like to know what films were in this section:

      Gay War

      I love that the mushroom cloud is pink.

      Tonight, Dave is writing a sign in his classic scrawl. Matt and I are distracting him, so the first draft of the sign reads “Unkeered.”

      Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

      . . . Uh, I guess it might have been funnier had you been there.

      hogwash

      For the record, there’s nothing funny about this. It’s just a picture. And also for the record, “keepers” are what we call the plastic cases that hold the dvds and keep Paris Hilton from gaining access to them. We have verbified that noun and turned “keepering” into an activity. To “keeper” something is to put it in one of those cases. And these dvd’s were recently featured in an Asian Cinema Blowout sale, which has just recently ended. So we had to “de-keeper” them. Now they are “un-keepered.”

      Got that?

      “Hogwash” is just a curve ball Dave throws into his second draft since Matt and I are watching him so closely.

      Finally, Eric Brightwell flashes the Mezz crew:

      flasher

      Yep, things are ’bout normal.

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      Back To Hollywoodland

      American West

      So the return trip drags. Way too much time is spent waiting in terminals and on tarmacs. The Doctor Pepper beverage service on the return trip is no where near as tasty as it was on the way out. And after a week of high-altitude, clear-sky serenity it’s almost a relief to be picked up by Mandy and Maury in a Burbank drizzle. We promptly traipse over to Toi on Sunset and shout funny stories to each other over the Nine Inch Nails and the Jesus And Mary Chain howling in the background.

      Ah, Hollywood.

      Still, I have returned here a changed boy. No longer will this blog point out the ridiculous and the inane moments in life and internet. No longer will I waste your time with nonsense and weirdness. Because I realize now that there’s a lot we take for granted in this world. There’s a lot we assume will last forever. Years roll on. Times change. People grow. And we don’t realize that . . .

      . . . we don’t realize . . .

      . . . um. I think, er… What was I–?

      Wait a second . . .

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      .

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      Hey, check this out! It’s a hamster! With it’s tongue out! Ha-ha-ha! Wheee! Looky here!

      Hamster!

      Glad to be back. And special thanks to cuteoverload.com for this pic.